Guys, I know you know better although considering some of the heaps that you two drive, perhaps not. Even if you could remove all the "ayuh" (we are in Maine, afterall) from the cah bag, it wouldn't do any good as the temperature variation between cold ground and warmer ambient air and vice versa is going to create condensation over and over again. Shrink wrap doesn't create a vacuum; it creates a greenhouse! Maybe you should have suggested that he store it in Anchorage Hahbah because that would be just about as good for it. And what a perfect place for a mouse family to set up shop for two years and 60 mousey generations! And speaking of Cosmoline -- sounds like an idea that someone named Cosmo might have come up with... Cosmo Kramer, that is! If that photo on the website is his Land Rover, may the Car Gods have mercy on his soul and his Rover. Too bad he's not in Anchorage, Maine because we could store it for two years for less than $150 a month at our heated, secure facility at Portland Motor Club (www.PortlandMotorClub.com). And why are you guys going to retire? Retire from what? To go back into the shop to do mechanical work and get bloody knuckles? All you have to do is show up for an hour a week, eat donuts and dispense questionable advice -- that sounds like retirement to me!!! Let Bugsy and Marge Inovera do the real work.