This week on the Best of Car Talk, we hear from Tom and Ray’s all-time #1 nemesis, Melissa Peterson. Years after her first missive, Melissa wants to remind the guys that she (and her dog) still hate them, but would they mind giving her some potentially life-saving advice? Elsewhere, Eric’s horn started blaring in the middle of the night, and he resorted to a hammer to silence it. So now he’s got a busted horn and still doesn’t know what set it off. Also, Pat’s Lumina is running out of gas with several gallons still in the tank; Farrah’s VW is blowing hot air non-stop, and Suzi’s Porsche has become a great conversation starter with her male colleagues, but she can’t answer any questions to keep the conversation going. All this and more, this week on The Best of Car Talk.