Dec 21, 2013
RAY: You remember our pal Vinnie Goombatz? Well, he had--and note the use of the past tense--two cousins, Rocco and Throckmorton.
One day, Rocco and Throckmorton find themselves in the middle of a little mob fracas. Next thing they know, they're both locked in the airtight trunk of a late-model Lincoln Town Car.
After the gunplay subsides, Rocco and Throck realize that if they don't get out, they're going to die. So Rocco begins beating on the trunk and screaming, "Let us out!"
It's to no avail. Rocco expends considerable energy and most of his air supply. Finally, after several hours, Rocco ceases his banging and screaming and, in fact, expires.
During this time, however, Throckmorton has done nothing. He hasn't made a sound. He's just lying there, saving his breath, while Rocco sucks up all the air.
Hours later, Throckmorton hears a car approach. He figures this is his last chance. He bangs on the trunk...sure enough, it's the police. They open the trunk and let him free.
How could Throckmorton possibly have survived for hours after Rocco had sucked up all the air and expired?
One day, Rocco and Throckmorton find themselves in the middle of a little mob fracas. Next thing they know, they're both locked in the airtight trunk of a late-model Lincoln Town Car.
After the gunplay subsides, Rocco and Throck realize that if they don't get out, they're going to die. So Rocco begins beating on the trunk and screaming, "Let us out!"
It's to no avail. Rocco expends considerable energy and most of his air supply. Finally, after several hours, Rocco ceases his banging and screaming and, in fact, expires.
During this time, however, Throckmorton has done nothing. He hasn't made a sound. He's just lying there, saving his breath, while Rocco sucks up all the air.
Hours later, Throckmorton hears a car approach. He figures this is his last chance. He bangs on the trunk...sure enough, it's the police. They open the trunk and let him free.
How could Throckmorton possibly have survived for hours after Rocco had sucked up all the air and expired?
Answer:
RAY: Well, what would you do, Throcko, if you were in there? How would you have survived?
TOM: I would have stuck a plastic bag over my head, so at least I would have a little air after Rocco sucks up all the rest of it.
RAY: No, you should have put the plastic bag over his head. If you're going to hold your breath, you want to at least save some of the air that Rocco is going to be sucking up. And what else is in the trunk, besides Rocco?
TOM: Oh, the spare tire.
RAY: Exactly. Throckmorton, being the lowlife that we knew he was, had to wait till Rocco expired to maximize the time he would have on the spare-tire air.
TOM: Actually, that's not bad. So who's our winner?
RAY: The winner is Sean Devaney from St. Louis, Missouri. Congratulations!
TOM: I would have stuck a plastic bag over my head, so at least I would have a little air after Rocco sucks up all the rest of it.
RAY: No, you should have put the plastic bag over his head. If you're going to hold your breath, you want to at least save some of the air that Rocco is going to be sucking up. And what else is in the trunk, besides Rocco?
TOM: Oh, the spare tire.
RAY: Exactly. Throckmorton, being the lowlife that we knew he was, had to wait till Rocco expired to maximize the time he would have on the spare-tire air.
TOM: Actually, that's not bad. So who's our winner?
RAY: The winner is Sean Devaney from St. Louis, Missouri. Congratulations!
