How can I seal a crack in my manual transmission housing?

Dear Car Talk | Aug 01, 1993
Dear Tom and Ray:
Mike
TOM: You could do your whole driveway in gear oil, Mike. We understand it's the new look. Or you can weld the crack.
RAY: Right. Not only to stop the leak, but also to keep the transmission case from splitting in half. Under extreme load someday, like when you're trying to pull your mother-in-law out of a snowbank (with or without her car), the transmission could actually break apart.
TOM: So what you have to do is have somebody "bridge" the crack. They can put a piece of metal right across it, and weld that piece electrically to the transmission case. It's not very expensive, and can be done with the transmission still in the car.
RAY: It'll be as good as new, Mike. We've used this method on my brother's head on several occasions.
Mike
TOM: You could do your whole driveway in gear oil, Mike. We understand it's the new look. Or you can weld the crack.
RAY: Right. Not only to stop the leak, but also to keep the transmission case from splitting in half. Under extreme load someday, like when you're trying to pull your mother-in-law out of a snowbank (with or without her car), the transmission could actually break apart.
TOM: So what you have to do is have somebody "bridge" the crack. They can put a piece of metal right across it, and weld that piece electrically to the transmission case. It's not very expensive, and can be done with the transmission still in the car.
RAY: It'll be as good as new, Mike. We've used this method on my brother's head on several occasions.
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